Directions for the Fourth Preparatory Meeting
Originally published in
Spanish by the EZLN
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Translated by irlandesa
Zapatista Army of National Liberation
To all those who support the Sixth Declaration of
the Selva Lacandona:
Compañeros and compañeras:
Informing you that the next
preparation meeting is for Non-Governmental Organizations, Groups, Collectives,
etcetera. Arrival is on Friday, August 26, the meeting
is Saturday, the 27th, and departure is Sunday, August 28.
The meeting will be in the
We’re waiting for you here!
Bring your masks of the Unmentionable and your white-and-blue and tricolor
flags! Throw your girdles, books and reducing equipment into the trash! (Note:
all those who are “slim” can attend, but you’ll be looked upon with disapproval
and annoyance by the whole assembly…well, by the majority…well, by a few…well,
by the presidium…hmm…well, I’m going to give them a dirty look).
By the Sixth Committee of the
EZLN
From the mountains of the
Mexican Southeast
Subcomandante Insurgente Marcos
PS Which Paints Its Graffiti - “Be
patriotic, adopt someone chubby”
PS, Special Offer - Are you
chubby? Are you ill-mannered and crude? Do you put your elbows on the table
during meals? Do you flick your ashes on the carpet? Do you yawn unreservedly
when they read you the 50 points of the “Alternative Program of the Nation”? Do
you leave the toothpaste uncapped? Do you belch whenever you feel like it? Do
you not wash your hands before going to the bathroom or after eating? (or the reverse). Do you not thank them when they betray,
shoot, kidnap and torture you? Do you put your legs up on the sofa? In short,
are you a transgressor of bad manners? Join the Sixth Declaration! Enter the
“Other Campaign”! There will be a drawing for a Manual of Carreño
[a 19th century Book of Etiquette]! Take advantage of it! Final days!
The Sup, adjusting on his
(still) well turned legs the fetching black garter belt (“Oh my darling, yes,
more, more, oh yes, ah!” model) which, regrettably, the articles won’t report
in order to play into the slender Right.